A.A. MeetingsA Bear and a Bladder InfectionA Bouncy Castle and an Aneurysm
A Catheter and a Dipsy-DoodleA Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen HeadA Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold
A Few Thongs and a Hawaiian FuneralA Pee Stick and an Asian RaccoonA Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince
A Safe Word and a Rib EyeA Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' OnionA Small Nervous Meltdown and a Misplaced Fork
Abstinence and PuddingAdam ChaseAdam Henchy
Adam JanakowskiAliciaAlissa Neubauer
Allison JanneyAlvin Lester BiletnikoffAn Epi-Pen and a Security Cat
Anna FarisAnne Flett-GiordanoAnthony Rich
Appearance TableAtticus Finch and the DowntroddenBad Hand and British Royalty
BaxterBaxter/GalleryBeast Mode and Old People Kissing
Belgian Waffles and Bathroom PrivilegesBenito Poppins and a Warm PumpkinBert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People
Beth HallBetsyBetsy Thomas
Beverly D'AngeloBig Sur and Strawberry LubeBlack Mold and an Old Hot Dog
Blake Garrett RosenthalBlow and a Free McMuffinBonnie/Gallery
Bonnie PlunkettBritté AnchorBroken Dreams and Blocked Arteries
ButchCBSCandace Hayes
Caperberries and a Glass EyeCarlaCarol Anne Miller
Character AppearancesCharlotte Brontë and a BackhoeCheeseburger Salad and Jazz
Chef RudyChicken Nuggets and a Triple HomicideChris Smith
Christine ZanderChristy/GalleryChristy Plunkett
Chuck LorreCinderella and a Drunk MacGyverClark Duke
ClaudiaClumsy Monkeys and a Tilted UterusCooper
Cornbread and a Cashmere OnesieCorned Beef and HandcuffsCornflakes and the Hair of Three Men
Cotton Candy and Blended FishCourtney HenggelerCrazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt
Crazy Snakes and a Clog to the HeadCurious George and the Big Red NightmareDanielle
DavidDavid de LautourDeath, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken
Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing BrideDirty Money and a Woman Named MikeDixie
DoloresDon McManusDouglas Biletnikoff
Dr. BellinDr. HussDr. Nakamura
Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a ThroneEddie GorodetskyEight Cats and the Hat Show
EmilyEpisode TableEsta Loca and a Little Klingon
Estrogen and a Hearty BreakfastFancy Crackers and Giant WomenFiggy Pudding and the Rapture
Fireballs and Bullet HolesFish Town and Too Many Thank You'sForged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage
Freckled Bananas and a Little SchwinnFredFree Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale
French StewartFun Girl Stuff and Eternal SalvationGabriel
Gary HalvorsonGemma BakerGeoff
Godzilla and a Sprig of MintGood Karma and the Big WeirdGreg
Gregory MunschnickGweneth TaylorHepatitis and Lemon Zest
High-Tops and Brown JacketHorny-Goggles and a Catered InterventionHot Soup and Shingles
Jackie BiletnikoffJail, Jail and Japanese PornJaime Pressly
James WiddoesJeanineJeff Greenstein
Jeff TaylorJerryJerry O'Sullivan
Jill KendallJodi HubbardJoe
Joe BellaJon CryerJordan Dunn
Judge DuganKatie D. JonesKevin Pollak
Kimchi and a Monkey Playing HarmonicaKitty Litter and a Class A FelonyKreplach and a Tiny Tush
LeanneLeather Cribs and Medieval RackList of Mom Episodes
Loathing and Tube SocksLockjaw and a Liquid DietLorraine
LukeLuke/GalleryMahjong Sally and the Ecstasy
Marco PennetteMarjorie Armstrong-PerugianMark Saul
Martinis and a Sponge BathMaryMashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous
Matt JonesMelissa TangMichael Collier
Mimi KennedyMindyMitch
MomMom WikiMozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar
Mr. DavenportMy Little Pony and a Demerol DripNate Corddry
NathanNazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred Pound BabyNick Bakay
Nick BanaszakNietzsche and a Beer RunNight Swimmin' and an English Muffin
Nudes and a Six-Day CleansePamela FrymanPatient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain
PaulPilotPoll Archive
Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of JealousyPudding and a Screen DoorPure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake
Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn SignalQuaaludes and CrackerjackRamone
RandyRay StablerReggie De Leon
Regina TompkinsRoast Chicken and a Funny StoryRoscoe/Gallery
Roscoe PlunkettRyan CartwrightSadie Calvano
Sawdust and BrisketSeason 1Season 2
Season 3Season 4Season 5
Sheldon BullShirley StablerSick Popes and a Red Ferrari
Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada HandbagSmokey Taylor and a Deathbed ConfessionSmooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye
Snickerdoodle and a Nip SlipSoapy Eyes and a Clean SlateSonograms and Tube Tops
Sparkling Water and Ba-dinkersSpencer DanielsSteve Curtis
Steven V. SilverSticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild SideSusan McMartin
Suzanne McCormackSuzanne TaylorSword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop
Tammy DiffendorfTantric Sex and the Sprouted FluteTed Wass
Teenage Vampires and a White RussianTerrorists and GingerbreadThigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb
Three Smiles and an Unpainted CeilingToilet Wine and the Earl of SandwichToo Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros
Toti LevineTurkey Meatballs and a Getaway CarTush Push and Some Radishes
Twinkle Lights and Grandma ShoesVicViolet/Gallery
Violet PlunkettWarren BellWayne
Wendy HarrisWesWiki Policies and Editing Guidelines
William FichtnerWind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of SadnessWinifred
Xanax and a Baby DuckZachary StockdaleZombies and Cobb Salad